A journey to Pick and Pay

We have this lovely theatre in Poole and they put on some very good shows. Joseph – the Andrew Lloyd Webber version, Pantomime every Christmas, home to the Bournemouth Symphony Orchestra and other West end plays. They also did a nude version of Edward II in a cage; really don't know what that is all about. It is like going to a topless bar and everyone pretending not to look, very continental, probably French. I know someone who wears very low cut tops and her biggest complaint is that everyone she talks to never looks her in the eyes, what colour are her eyes?

The boys are hoping to see the Flying Arrows today, not much chance of them flying in these conditions, they might hear them but with visibility down to about 25m the advertising banner will be difficult to see. The eternal optimism of youth.

The Underdickens of Ozdale have been in Southdale for 5 days and a lovely time they are having. Pick and Pay to name just one. What joy to be able to have a happy family, journeying out on an adventure, taking Lily Florence to Pick and Pay parking lot and then the real treat and walk along the aisles. A happy child well travelled through Africa and beyond. Seriously Gary took 35 minutes to get to a parking bay in Pick and Pay. We so easily forget the distance those we love have to travel to get their daily food ration. I am eternally grateful to Raymond, without his vision and determination, my wee children would starve. Gary the hunter, gatherer seeking out new frontiers, going where no man has gone before, will keep all my beloved safe and well nourished. We are not worthy of such greatness. This is the reason that Claudia, formally of the great Claudosa dynasty, recognised and allowed herself to be courted. Now we have the Middle Smiths, such a merging of two ancient families. The Smiths, holder of the Smith title for all the Blacksmith, Silversmith and Goldsmiths to name just a few, merged with the Claudosa family.
I must at this stage stop this trilogy as I have be honour bound to get the official version from the archives in Claudosa, North of South Italy. Giuseppe will give me the official family records and I will be able to bring you and exclusive article on the finest Italian family since Alfa Romeo. We will be wiser tomorrow.

Also, talking about tomorrow I hope to included the Population Register of Middle Earth. This long awaited document has not been leak, stolen or scaned, we are waiting for the beautiful Fess of Faydale to finish her scribing.

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